Wednesday, August 24

Computer characters mugged in virtual crime spree

Why does this sound like it came from an Onion article?

"Several players had their characters beaten and robbed of valuable virtual objects, which could have included the Earring of Wisdom or the Shield of Nightmare."

But the article is actually interesting. First, it touches on how the growing interest in massively multiplayer online role playing games (or, MMORPG's, as we call them in "the industry"), and the addition of micro-payments for in-game add-ons (such as clothing, skills, and other virtual objects) has resulted in a whole new realm of economic systems. People are buying, selling, and trading virtual goods for real money to enhance their game experience.

The thing is, these economies are a little more wild than real ones - theoretically, the goods can be generated quickly and cheap - coding new items wastes no natural resources and costs nothing but the labor of the person writing the software and the machines required to run the software. But this can potentially lead to an over-saturated market if the creation of new goods is not regulated - driving prices way down.

Likewise, inserting virtual cash into these worlds is theoretically just as easy - which could trigger huge inflation in these virtual economies. The games genereally need to avoid their own monetary systems, or else equate them to real-world money in order to keep a check on how much cash is floating around in their system. Mistakes in how the payment scheme is set up could result in a huge loss of cash for the game company, because users love to find out how to milk the system and get cash for free. if there is a way, they will find it.

Also - how the goods are used is completely unlike any analogy to the real world. Yes, there are obvious similarities, such as buying a new shirt for yourself vs. your virtual avatar. But where can you buy an "Earring of Wisdom" in the real world? More intelligence? Trust me, if I knew, I wouldn't be blabbering on about all this right now in a blog.

Anyways, back to the article - I just find it fascinating how these new economies are starting more and more to mimic the real world. Once they started to be driven by real dollars, people started trying to swindle the system. Now crime is becoming apparent. At first, usage was small and innocent, but it's growing into a monster because these aren't just games anymore - they're developing economic systems.

Some gamers spend tens of thousands of dollars on virtual objects, buying them from the game or over ebay, for instance. So, in addition to crime, we're seeing other real-world-esque problems arise as well. A huge one being, how can users protect their virtual assets?

If I spent $10k on a car, for instance, I'll make damn well sure it has insurance. If I keep that money around as cash, it's going in a bank where I know it's protected from fire, flood, whatever freak accident could happen. No matter what the form of the money, I don't want my $10k worth of assets to disappear tragically. So how do users protect their virtual objects, cash, assets, if the goods were purchased with real-world cash? They're spending the money to invest in their virtual life, but are their investments safe? Is there anything the real world can do to ensure that they are protected, whether they're made out of paper or 1's and 0's?

Clearly it's an issue if these bots are running around beating avatars up and stealing from them - it's like a virtual mob has started, in the underground belly of the MMORPG world... What's the end result? Real-time cops with virtual precincts? Real-time insurance companies with virtual coverage? Or will virtual accidents forever be the fuel that funds real criminals?

Monday, August 22

moved!

we did it! we moved into our new apartment over the weekend. phew.

what a bitch it was to break down our futon. who could have possibly stripped all the screws when it was assembled 2 years ago? surely not i!!

but alas - now it's time to unpack.

i'll try to post some pix once it's in a state where i feel i can share it with the world. right now it's just a warzone.

Saturday, August 20

marshie update

remember that pathetic plea for the amazing marshmallow shooter that i posted a few weeks back?

well, no worries of more pathetic pleas from me! that's because my boyfriend's father has a great sense of humor. consider me a proud new owner of my very OWN marshmallow shooter!

(now i just gotta go buy some ammo - marshmallows are way cooler than the non-edible red foam pellets it comes with)

Friday, August 19

fry up!

props to my bro' for sending me this...
i'm so gonna make it one day if i have time.

oh yeah, and if i learn how to knit.

Knit Your Own Fry Up!

Thursday, August 18

sorry i always blog about the weather, but...

...i'm going to do it again. i am so sick of san francisco in the summer. it's not summer. it's FREEZING! i've woken up this entire week to cold: cold mist, cold rain, cold wind. i want sun. i need sun. i'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.

regardless, things are good. i went to the A's game on tuesday night (versus the Orioles) with conor's family and we watched them lose in a very anti-climatic ending. it's the childhood scenario you always played in your back yard...

you're at bat...
bottom of the 9th
bases are loaded
you're down by 1
2 outs


except that they didn't pull through. they just - lost.

i was telling conor at the game how i always think of Jose Canseco when i think of the A's. in my immature-baseball-mind, he's the complete embodiment of that team. i know he played for other franchises, including my darling Red Sox and Devil Rays, but he played for the A's during my prime baseball card collecting years - 1985 to 1992. that mug of him in his green A's uniform is forever engraved in my mind.

and what a rockstar he was, during those years! flutter...

it's funny to think that now he's just a B-list celeb on VH1's the surreal life.

i guess childhood heros have to grow up too.

Monday, August 15

posh

for the next two weeks, conor and i have two apartments in the city! so posh!

we got our keys yesterday for the new place, and can start moving in as soon as we want. our landlord just refinished our antique wood floors in the kitchen. it looks great. the only downside is our bathroom is a little tight. but it's a small price to pay for a great place in a great location!

now... should i stay at my park side apartment tonight? or my pad on the upper west side? oh bother, what ever will i do!

Monday, August 8

yep

my cousin sent me this article:

The Yeppies* shop around for ideal life
*That's Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers, confused and reluctant to commit to careers or love


i can't say i like the name. nor do i necessarily agree with all of their analysis - but i can't deny that the behavior pattern is that of my college friends and i. glad to see we're being studied.

(foo, be sure to let your mom know the average birth age for first time mothers has risen to 29.9.)

Thursday, August 4

i like muscle

mmm

i have a fetish for muscle cars that started when i moved out here and saw all the gorgeous ones in my 'hood, or down in santa cruz.

so, uh, if you need an idea for a present for me, you know, because you love me... and you don't want to get me the marshmallow shooter... please buy me this '69 chevelle, instead:



thank you.

update: actually. wait. don't get me that one. get me THIS one because it's on sale on ebay right now for $15k. bidding ends in 23 hours! and this one is in BLACK! so deliciously cool!

Monday, August 1

a long 13 miles

this weekend, i ran the second half of the san francisco marathon. you could do the whole thing, or either one of the two halves. my other 2 "friends named megan" ran the first half together, but i toughed out the second half on my own. and all that really means is that megan & megan are more hardcore than me - their race started at 5:20am, whereas my half didn't start until 8:15.

anyways, here is the course map:

>> san francisco marathon course map

my time was over a minute better than the last 1/2 marathon i did, back in hyannis, ma in 2003. so i guess technically this means i set a PR! but can you compare them like that? they were totally different races. and i was in totally different shape. and the weather was totally different. oh well.

yesterday, i finished in 1:53:04, so just under 2 hours. i averaged about 8:37/mile, and placed 133 out of 917 women. can't complain. my new teammates were soooo super fast though - i'm still shocked about it. there were 5 women from the impalas in the top 10! they averaged around 6:14/mile! yikes! i can smell the rubber burning off their shoes.

revolutionizer

catfoo was the big karaoke revolution winner the other night. sigh. but in the last game i FINALLY beat her! woot! there is hope for me yet.